- Teacher: humans are on the top of the food chain because there is nothing else that can eat us.
- Me: titans
- Teacher: what
- Me: what
THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED AND DIDN’T REALIZE I WANTED
Am I the only one who finds “missed connections” almost always insanely creepy?
Because really. Yes. There’s a slim chance that you did have a nice conversation with someone, and there really was a two way feeling of, ‘you’re a nice person, it’s fun talking to you.’ However, it’s far more likely…
So, I decided to go through some of the missed connections in my area. I saw:
m4mIm a white guy tattoed up and your a young guy u always go in the evening to work out and i overheard you say yr from texas and been living in [state] for a while now..yr a very charming guy n u always get a little chuckle when u laugh…like an evil chuckle..and i have seen u with a happy expression and then i seen you with a intimidating look…you always wear 2 towels bc u say theres fungi in the steam room and u never sit down..we had a conversatiom shortlu today about the weather…u always wear snapback hats …and too be honest i have a big crush on you:-) u seem to be straight ..:’( but i have catch a quick glimpse when u gotten out the shower and it looked great …im 161lbs n 5’10 n yr young n 20’s n slim i always see u putting creams on u..after u shower n u never leave yr curtain open:(
I’ve creeped myself out enough for tonight.
This was the second one I clicked on in my area. I’m kind of petrified.
"girl out celebrating - m4w (busy bee)
The other night you were out with some friends celebrating something. You went up to the bar with your friend and had several guys hit on you while you were getting drinks.
You glanced at me, then looked at your friend and said “is everyone going to hit on us tonight?”…then you looked back at me.
I stood up walked over to you, gently put my hands on your cheeks, pushed you up against the bar, and kissed you.
In that moment you knew, but you got scared and walked away.
A kiss doesn’t lie woman. No amount of telling yourself otherwise will change how we truly feel. I’m sorry that you are scared, but running from your feelings, hiding your feelings isn’t going to make things better. You know where I am every week, and you know that I’m always here.”