Confessions of a girl who thinks too much.
Harmony's Blog
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
Loki: Wanna see me use my magic stick?
look at this slice
isn’t it neat
wouldn’t you say now my dinner’s complete
wouldn’t you think i’m a girl
a girl who has
pepperoni
look at this trove
toppings untold
how many toppings can one pizza hold
lookin around here i think, shit
I’ll eat everything
I’ve got breadsticks and ranch sauce aplenty
I’ve got ham and pineapple galore
You want white pizza sauce?
That stuff’s, money…
But who cares
No big deal
I WANT MORE
I wanna be
Where the pizza is
I wanna smell
Wanna smell it cooking
Load it up with three different kinds of…
…What’s it called again?
CHEEEEEEESE
Guy’s at my door
with the food I adore
Take a bite and feel like I’m ready for moooooooore
My pizza and me
Yes, extra cheese
DON’T TOUCH IT, WHOOOOORE!
Reblogging because of this ^ This person is a genius.
/sings
can’t stop laughing
NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME BACK TO MY DASHBORAD
COVERING THIS.
oh my god….
I was going through things on my old tumblr and rediscovered this gem. Oh Ariel, pizza is indeed wonderful
(Source: highwaypegasus, via paopulove)
Avengers! Pony style
SHAAAAAROOOONNNNN!!!
There was no way for me to avoid reblogging this. Iron Man pony FTW.
Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.
I’m not sure which is more accurate, the Loki/Scar parallel, or the Tony/Kuzco parallel.
I was going to reblog this for my friend Erin. And then I noticed who posted it. Still reblog worthy. xD
Also, the Tony/Kuzco analogy is absolutely perfect. The Loki/Scar one is a little bit spoiled because Loki’s adopted, but personality-wise, a great match.
(Source: bartonesque, via melodiousdissonance)
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're fucking everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Okay, it’s official. I love this guy.
Reblogging because I almost woke my roommate up because of laughing about this. xD
(via nunubunkie)
Catvengers, assemble!
OMG THIS IS SO CUTE
Reblogging for my roommate. <3 <3 <3
(via melodiousdissonance)
A picture of Jeremy Renner’s butt for reasons.
Reblogging for um. Costume reference. That.
Hot damn Jeremy
Jeremy Renner has the nicest butt.
“Costume reference”
A really good reference for um… the quiver, thank you.
i don’t need a reference for nuttin, I’m here for the butt
Obligatory #datass
Reblogging because every girl on my friendslist needs this butt in her life. As a reference, of course.
(Source: passionately-poised)
BFF: Draco Malfoy
LOVER: Fred Weasley
ENEMY: Hagrid
TWIN WAND WITH: Neville Longbottom
FIRST KISS: Harry Potter
KILLED BY: Neville Longbottom
Best Friend: Harry, Lover: Draco, Enemy: Hermione :(, Twin Wand: Fred, First Kiss: Draco, Killed By: Ron
Best Friend: Ron
Lover: Sirius
Enemy: Dumbledore (fuck)
Twin Wand: Snape
First Kiss: Fred
Killed By: Luna (and her army of Nargles)
Best Friend: Sirius Black (I am totally okay with this)
Lover: Harry Potter (Oh, the fanfiction…)
Enemy: Severus Snape
Twin Wand With: Luna Lovegood (I am totally okay with this)
First Kiss: Hagrid (WTF? Why does this make me want to write a story?)
Killed By: Bellatrix Lestrange
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Dear Snuffles,
I’ve told you before that Care of Magical Creatures is my favorite class, right? I love working with animals, and Hagrid is my favorite teacher, so it’s a win/win, right?
Well, today, we were working with Hippogriffs, so Hagrid brought Harry Potter into the class to demonstrate for us.. And Harry flew off on one like the expert he is! He’s so wonderful!
But then, I tried to ride a hippogriff. And let me tell you, the one I got was a mischievous little thing. Sure, it let me onto its back, but then it started bucking and I got thrown off.
And then… Hagrid caught me. Or at least, my face caught his face.
Yep. That’s right. We kissed. Oh god, all that beard on my face was SO NOT COOL.
I mean, I always figured that my first kiss wouldn’t be with Harry. I mean, I want to be an experienced kisser before I finally get to meet lips with him. But this is NOT how I pictured this happening!
Snuffles, why do you not live here? I could use a big, furry hug right now.
-Your favorite witch
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Yes. Yes that just happened. Deal with it.
(Source: click-and-drag)
